The advisor is insisting on nominating yours trully for a prestigious fellowship from one of the prestigious technology companies this side of the universe. The one I have not a miniscule hope on getting. But, hey, a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do, right?
Gosh, why do I have to be so disorganized and disoriented at the same time?
Update:
I'm up to 5-page of glorified bs. I feel like a sell out. Ha ha ha.
XXEducation
### Cherry St. # ###
College Town, TX, 778##
979-###-####
x@xxxx.edu
blablabla
Research Experience
blablabla
Publications
blablabla
Work History
blablabla
Award
blablabla
Activities:
- Spending 1.5 hours (or more depending on the Rec Buddy's discretion) per day to shed off the much unnecesary weight.
- Blogging obscure daily activities and nurturing drama queen personality.
- Devouring junk food daily as long as collectively they are less then a total of 1500 calories.
j/k. I wish I could put those under Activities, to give it some pizzaz or something. He he he.
4 comments:
hmmm pizza.
oh did you say pizza or pizzaz? hehe
-d-
Huh.
I ate too much yesterday and never felt full. Hope, it's just PMS, not a more permanent metabolism problem.
huahuahuhahua...in my case it IS Permanent Metabolism Syndrome!!!!!!!!!!!
IHIHIHIHIHI Permanent Metabolism Syndrome....double PMS dong jadinya...
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