Mashed Potatoes Are Painless

That witty NY came up with her own version of the M*A*S*H track, Suicide is Painless last night. Hers is called Mashed Potatoes are Painless. This just the sort of thing that bounds to happen, since my daily viewing of the series, other than invading her MTV watching schedule, also bored her to death.

The original version:

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld from me
I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings so many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

Just in case you want to hear the accompanying tunes.


NY's:

Through early big breakfast I see
Bountiful of food for me
The taste of everything that are sweet
I realize and I can see

That mashed potatoes are painless
It doesn't bring many changes
It only brings changes to your weight