On behalf of my sanity and health, I can't wait until he gets back here Wednesday. Sleeping with the light on and eating junk food are recurring old habit I need to rid of, all while I am nursing a cold. Although, I am enjoying driving his SUV to work everyday and that working late is not such a sorrow with no one to come home to.
Yesterday, I texted him a couple times, I didn't get any reply. I then sent him a picture message of me doing an impersonation of Hannibal Lecter just to relay a message that I was getting a little bit annoyed, I still didn't get any reply. As last resort, I called him twice in a span of one hour but they went straight to voicemail. I know he knew I was ringing him. After all those my only conclusion is that the biatch is ignoring me for reason I have no clue what, which is more annoying than the ignoring itself. Gosh. What a resourceful wife to do? Call her father in law of course!
"Who is this person?" says FIL.
"Aw, I am bored and lonely here. You guys are having fun without me!"
"Oh, you're about to miss this kid more, I am about to beat the s*it out of him!"
"What happened?"
"Well, since he's a PhD now, he thinks he's the smartest person in the world...he is actually pretty ignorant."
"Aww, you're the dad of the PhD, of course you are smarter! It's only paper work."
"I know, I just don't have the credentials."
Now I know where Hubbostrich get his "confidence" from.
Hubbostrich was handed the phone. He told me that this father and son are having the highest time of their 33 years career as a-father-and-son. They have been talking for hours on anything and everything. There were a lot of beer drinking involved and a lot of leaving the tables from disagreement on some X, Y, and Z topics. Taking my calls or responding to my texts is simply wasting time and out of place. The nerve!
"OK, Babe, just don't get those guns out. It will be one heck of a Law & Order: Criminal Intend episode."
Hubbostrich to his dad, "X says that we should not drink and be near guns."
His dad in the background, "Tell her, there are three just laying around in the table, and a couple knives scattered around the room."
Hubbostrich then says, "Even Goren couldn't figure this out, one person got a gun shoot, another has knife on his eye, what are you gonna describe to 911?"
"Yeah, when Goren looked at your dad's background...a former *** agent...and your background...a doctorate degree in Chemical Engineering...what is going on here?" I added.
And then I broke Hubbostrich the reason why I insisted on talking to him that instant.
"My mom just called and she is wondering why we are not pregnant yet. Are we doing the best we can? We need to remember that I am about to wither on my 31 years of existence in the world."
This is so inline with what my sister put in my Facebook status when I announced to the world that Hubbostrich passed his defense.
All I need to say to busy bodies (and to myself from time to time) is this quote from where else but my favorite Ecclesiastes 3:
There is an appointed time for everything, and a time for every affair under the heavens.
2 comments:
You know what's annoying, when your dearest Sister called her older Sister on the phone about her miserable life and was ditched because that older Sister was talking and eventually advising a stranger to sell that stranger's second house and her miniscule stock in some big ass company, that's annoying.
I have decided, I am going back to Indo and try my luck in the soap opera business haha. I'll become a famous actress, I know how to get by in the entertainment industry.
And hey, I am not a busybody, just making sure that you do realize that the difference between try and triumph is a little umph. So, spice it up a bit chica JK.
No offense, Kak Inda Hon
LOL!
Best comment ever.
You should try not soap opera but SNL like variety show. Call that Nisa too.
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